Everybody wants to choose the folder Parchment is in. They think it’s weird that it’s the home directory.

Probably because they mostly operate out of Downloads.

So maybe that’s what Parchment should be.

Tired of having to go to Downloads?

Use Parchment!

Always here, all the time.

I could do old-timey ads too.

This is literally software for my people.

Maybe nature is healing.

Maybe we can go back.

This blue light is horrible.

It’s my job to fix it.

Screw an e-ink phone.

Give me an e-ink COMPUTER!

THAT”S WHAT I WANT

E-ink, with an orange light.

Could be incandescent, even. That would be SICK.

STEAMPUNK SHIT!  
  
WOW

METAL

INK

FiERY LIGHT  
  
HOW BEAUTIFUL TO THE NORTHERN SKIN.

  

  
Captured Sun.

Software for our people.  

Nobody in the real world likes this stupid popup search.

All the “futuristic” companies do it and it’s so dumb.

Literally following Apple LOL

One of the least innovative companies in decades.