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60 lines
967 B
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Everybody wants to choose the folder Parchment is in. They think it’s weird that it’s the home directory.
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Probably because they mostly operate out of Downloads.
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So maybe that’s what Parchment should be.
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Tired of having to go to Downloads?
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Use Parchment!
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Always here, all the time.
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I could do old-timey ads too.
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This is literally software for my people.
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Maybe nature is healing.
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Maybe we can go back.
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This blue light is horrible.
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It’s my job to fix it.
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Screw an e-ink phone.
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Give me an e-ink COMPUTER!
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THAT”S WHAT I WANT
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E-ink, with an orange light.
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Could be incandescent, even. That would be SICK.
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STEAMPUNK SHIT!
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WOW
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METAL
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INK
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FiERY LIGHT
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HOW BEAUTIFUL TO THE NORTHERN SKIN.
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Captured Sun.
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Software for our people.
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Nobody in the real world likes this stupid popup search.
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All the “futuristic” companies do it and it’s so dumb.
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Literally following Apple LOL
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One of the least innovative companies in decades. |